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25 November 2009 @ 08:16 am

Title: The Road Less Porned By
Disclaimer: I, in no way, shape, manner, or form, own the Marvel universe, or any and all characters said universe contains. ‘Cable and Deadpool’ is copyrighted to Marvel Studios, and the respective owners. No infringement intended.
Fandom: Marvel, Cable and Deadpool
Continuity: Who knows!
Characters: Deadpool
Summary: from the marvelkink prompt: Cable/Deadpool, the road not taken
Warnings: Smut, slash, the trashing up of classic poetry…
Author’s Note: I… I couldn’t stop myself. I’m so sorry Robert Frost. So, so sorry. D: And this is so totally not what anon had in mind, I'm sure. Oops?

The original poem: The Road Less Traveled By

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Current Mood: geekygeeky
Current Music: 'Sick Puppy', Lemon Demon
 
 
burnedtoasty
15 August 2009 @ 05:29 pm

Title: In Dusty Corners

Disclaimer: I, in no way, shape, manner, or form, own the Watchmen or the characters said comic/ film adaption contains. All publicly recognizable characters are copyrighted to Alan Moore and I do believe DC. No copyright infringement is intended.

Fandom: Watchmen

Continuity: Comic, right around the time preceding the Keene Act

Characters: Daniel Dreiberg (Nite Owl II)

Summary: The beginning of the end of Nite Owl is quieter than one would expect.

Warnings: None

Author’s Note: HAY GUISE, I found out how to write words again. Extended cut of the Dan prompt, because I’m silly and it broke my writer’s block to hack at it some more. (Seriously, I’ve turned into doctor Frankenstein with this, just poking and slicing and adding in parts.)

 

Criticism encouraged.

Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (ADMIT IT, YOU LOVE THIS SONG.)

 

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Current Mood: jubilantjubilant
Current Music: Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
 
 
burnedtoasty


I'm not really sure what the rules are for this sort of thing, so I'm going to just wing it and hope I'm not being totally rude: I've been having a rough bout of writer's block and the inexplicable guilt is quietly murdering me. I have a few things I need to work on because they're late enough as it is, but I just can't seem to get the ball rollin' and I haven't written a word in days. So, in trying to get back into the wordy groove:

Friends, countrymen, anonymous, lend me your Prompts! Characters, kinks, pairings, genre, whatever-- as long as it can fit in a comment, go for it, as many as you want, limits are for squares, et cetera.  Whatever fandom I've written before is a given, but don't hesitate to go for something else.  If I'm familiar with it, I'll give it a go, and if I'm not, heck, I can research it.

Seriously, guys, the blinking line is driving me slowly mad. D:  So, help a gal out?

 

... cue the awkward silence.

 
 
Current Mood: nervousnervous
Current Music: The Venture Brothers
 
 
burnedtoasty

Title: An Unwarranted Sense of Importance, Or How Cable Fixed the World

Disclaimer: I, in no way, shape, manner, or form, own the Marvel universe, or any and all characters said universe contains. ‘Cable and Deadpool’ is copyrighted to Marvel Studios, and the respective owners. No infringement intended.

Fandom: Marvel

Continuity: Cable and Deadpool, ‘Enema of the State’ (#15-18) AU

Characters: Wade Wilson/Deadpool, Nathan Summers/Cable

Warnings: None

Summary: In which, Cable decides to save the world. 

Author’s Note: Prequel to In Grace.

 

Also, somewhat related, this song. 'I Saved the World Today', Eurythmics (I just wanted to share it because it’s awesome and whatever.)

 

 

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Current Mood: hungryhungry
 
 
burnedtoasty
23 June 2009 @ 02:57 am

Title: In Grace

Disclaimer: I, in no way, shape, manner, or form, own the Marvel universe, or any and all characters said universe contains. ‘Cable and Deadpool’ is copyrighted to Marvel Studios, and the respective owners. No infringement intended.

Fandom: Marvel

Continuity: Cable and Deadpool, ‘Enema of the State’ (#15-18) AU

Characters: Wade Wilson/Deadpool, Nathan “Too Much To Put Here” Summers/Cable

Warnings: None

Summary: In which, Wade has a headache.

Author’s Note: I fear I have become am predictable. Also, happy birthday to meeee, it’s my party and I can cry if I want to~

 

So, I am doing a little three-parter about each of the AUs established in Enema of the State. One for War Cable, one for Phalanx/Unity Cable, and one for Spanky. I can call him Spanky if I want. No? Okay. :( [also, no, I do not know what the hell is up with the title, I was pressed for time and Tylenol.]

 

 

AND NOW I SLEEP ‘CAUSE BRAIN HURTY KTHNX. (confetti!)

 

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Current Mood: tiredtired
Current Music: 'A Whiter Shade of Pale' Procol Harum
 
 
 
burnedtoasty
16 June 2009 @ 11:33 pm

Title: They Called Him Huffer
Disclaimer: I, in no way, shape, or form, own the Transformers© franchise or the characters it contains. All publicly recognizable characters are copyrighted to Hasbro, and the respective artists/writers/et cetera. No infringement intended.
Fandom: Transformers
Continuity: Generation One (G1) cartoon-movie-verse, during the Decepticon blitz of Autobot city.
Characters: Huffer
Warnings: character death
Summary: The cosmos had it out for Huffer, and that was the long and short of it.
Author's Note: I am not at all that certain of my Huffer voice in this. It feels fairly on, but I’d really appreciate anyone pointing out otherwise/showing where my fail has shone through. Criticism encouraged, technical points preferable. Sorry for killing the flist with double fic posting.

By the way, I found out what a huffer was. And I laughed for like, half an hour.

 

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burnedtoasty

Title: Between Buddies (I won’t if you don’t)

Disclaimer: I, in no way, shape, manner, or form, own Wolverine: Origins, X-Men, the Marvel universe, or the characters said universe/franchise contains. All publicly recognizable characters are copyrighted to Marvel and Fox. No infringement intended.

Fandom: Marvel

Continuity: X-Men Origins: Wolverine, movie-verse

Characters: Fred Dukes/The Blob, John Wraith/Kestrel

Warnings: Wanking joke.

Summary: Wraith supplies sufficient motivation for Dukes to be lose a few.

Author’s Note:  I’m so, so sorry.

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Current Mood: happyhappy
Current Music: 'Where They Wander', HorrorPops
 
 
burnedtoasty
14 June 2009 @ 07:25 pm

Title: Man-Made Monsters

Disclaimer: I, in no way, shape, manner, or form, own Wolverine: Origins, X-Men, the Marvel universe, or the characters said universe/franchise contains.  All publicly recognizable characters are copyrighted to Marvel and Fox.  No infringement intended.

Fandom: Marvel, Wolverine: Origins-verse.

Continuity: Movie
Characters: Wade Wilson/Deadpool, William Stryker

Warnings: Creeper smut, slash

Summary: In which, Stryker is a special breed of disturbing.

Author’s Note: There are days when I feel incredibly creepy.  This is one of them. Semi-sequel to With The Best Intentions.

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Current Mood: mellowmellow
Current Music: 'Waking the Monster', Darren Hayes
 
 
burnedtoasty
13 June 2009 @ 11:13 pm

Title: Where We Meet

Disclaimer: I, in no way, shape, manner, or form, own the Watchmen or the characters said comic/ film adaption contains. All publicly recognizable characters are copyrighted to Alan Moore and I do believe DC. No copyright infringement is intended.

Fandom: Watchmen

Characters: Nelson Gardner/Captain Metropolis, Rolf Müller/Hooded Justice

Continuity: Comic

Warnings: Slash, mild violence

Summary: Because that’s what you do, for the people you love. You give to them. Give in to them.

Author’s Note: Words cannot describe how much I hate my own title, but I'm tired of sitting on it just because of that alone. And, watch, in about a week, I'll think of a better one and have to slap myself in the forehead. Harsh criticism encouraged. Be rough.

... Still hate the title with a fiery passion, but much less so.

 

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Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: 'Walk Like a Zombie', HorrorPops
 
 
burnedtoasty
13 June 2009 @ 04:59 pm

Title: Backwards and Sideways

(Series: This Bites)

Disclaimer: I, in no way, shape, manner, or form, own the Gears of War universe, or any characters said universe contains. Gears of War is copyrighted to Microsoft and Epic Games. No infringement intended.

Fandom: Gears of War

Continuity: Gears of War 2

Characters: Benjamin Carmine

Warnings: Spoilers

Summary: It looked like Sera, still, abandoned and grey as ever, but it felt so, well, so off, so different and he couldn’t quite place his finger on it.

Author’s Note: So, I was playing the Horde with my brother, right? I was Carmine, he was Kim, good times were had. Then we started talking about if the Horde levels were some sort of COG hell/afterlife, and it’s been pecking at my brain ever since, something I poke into when I can't get the brain juices to work. So I decided to share. No, I have no shame, why do you ask? SHUT UP I WAS BORED.

 
Criticism encouraged and adored, particularly in regards to characterization.

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Current Music: 'So Nice, So Smart', Kimya Dawson